A man said, “I can’t eat this food. Call
the manager.” So the waitress said, “It’s no use, sir. He cannot eat it
either.”
A policeman was searching for those who
didn’t wear a safety helmet at the crossing. Soon he stopped an elderly man who
didn’t wear a helmet. So, the policeman said, “Sir, don’t you know that you
would be fined for not wearing a helmet?” The elderly man said, “Why do I have
to wear it? When I fought in the 8-23 battle, I survived without a helmet. Why
should I wear a helmet riding a motorcycle?” The policeman said, “The bullets
haven’t got eyes, but I have.”
One day, a little girl said to her mom,
“Mom, you’ve got a few gray hairs.” Her mom said, “Every time you are naughty,
one of my hairs go gray.” The girl said, “No wonder Grandma has so many gray
hairs.”
An expensively dressed lady was selecting
fruit. Her dog(-person) was licking the apples on the shelf, one after another.
The boss was a little annoyed, but still politely asked the lady to watch her
dog(-person). So she at once shouted at the dog(-person) strictly, “Stop
licking! The apples are not washed. They’re dirty.”
